Posted by: nancykenny | November 6, 2008

I’m Collecting Underpants

To everyone who’s been asking what I will be doing for money, please take a look at my current business plan:

Phase 1 – Collect Underpants

Phase 2 – …

Phase 3 – Profit!

Honestly, I don’t know how I’m going to do it (ref. Phase 2), but I know that I will manage (ref. Phase 3) because I’m going to do the work that I know needs to be done (ref. Phase 1).  So please, stop asking me what/how I will do it.  It only makes me angry and you don’t like me when I’m angry because I keep it all bottled up and become very unpleasant to everyone until I explode in a church hall with a chainsaw and/or a semi-automatic.

Now give me your underpants and nobody gets hurt.

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